(Columbia Pictures ident. Throughout, Eis sings along with the tune)

  • Eis: Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da-da-da, da, da, da, daaa... Da, da, da-da, da, da, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(The logo fades to black-and-white and scrolls off-screen. The Moon comes into shot. A spacecraft flies over the surface and lands on the Moon, to the music from "2001: A Space Odyssey". Jeremy climbs down the side of the craft, making his way onto the Moon's surface. He takes big strides across to an American flag, next to which Lisa is standing)

  • Jeremy: We come in peace, to boys and girls everywhere.

(Lisa gives Jeremy a present)

  • Jeremy: Oh, thanks.
  • Lisa: Don't mention it.

(Jeremy opens up the present to reveal a bomb)

  • Jeremy: What the fu-

(The bomb explodes Jeremy into pieces)

(Geo Guy's head appears in front of the screen)

  • Geo Guy: Boring!
  • Rico: Geo Guy, we can't see the movie.

(We see that Geo Guy, Rico and Eis are in a movie theatre, along with many other Geoville citizens)

  • Geo Guy: I can't believe we're paying to see something we get on TV for free. (gesturing) If you ask me everyone in this theatre is a giant sucker. (points at camera) Especially you!

(Geo Guy's image fades as the traditional Geo TV opening begins...)

  • Chorus: Geo Movie...

(Mr. God flies across the screen from right to left, dragging a large banner saying "5")

  • Mr. God: (singing) 5! On the big screen...

More coming soon!